Short Cuts: Juno, Cloverfield, There Will Be Blood, Commando

THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Paul Thomas Anderson

I wonder if this movie ever ends? Sure, it was interesting for the first two hours. But the boredom-induced coma prevents you from seeing what actually happens.

JUNO
Jason Reitman

This is one of the worst-written films I have ever had to sit trough. I would have to kill myself if we ever lived in a world Juno lives in.

CLOVERFIELD
Matt Reeves

I love movies today. Shake a camera around, throw in a quarter of a million dollars worth of special effects and release it.

COMMANDO
Mark L. Lester

If John Matrix, a.k.a. Arnold Schwarzenegger, ever tells you he likes you and will kill you last, chances are he’s lying. Be ready to be thrown off a cliff. Too bad you won’t be able to see the next hour of non-stop action.